Shakespeare schooled us well: Brevity is indeed the soul of wit. . . and some Chinese emperor in the Xia Dynasty 4,000 years ago was also on the right track - pictures do speak a thousand words. So we'll be brief - POP TARTS WORLD OPENED TODAY IN TIMES SQUARE!!!! There's press everywhere, and sure the Huffington Post, NBC and the Daily News are all on it, but we're in the mood to be brief (because we're way too excited) and way way too baller (sorry Mr. Emperor, videos at life-altering moments like these are the only medium to properly convey sentiment). Here it is - as always, hot off the JBCStyle presses!
It's so exciting inside you almost want to pass out. It's like a wonderland, John Mayer style. Only it's not a woman's body. . . it's BETTER. It's fresh FROSTING. And we agree with Asylum's coverage - Pop Tarts are not a waste of space like Heidi Montag or Britney Spears (apparently these are the claims - we make like Switzerland on the topic of those two ladies). We vehemently support, however, anyone who believes that a sugar psychosis before noon is the only way to live life.
That was an epic field trip, er, coffee break, and now it's time to get poppin' - JBCStyle at Pop Tarts World on opening day.
Pop Tarts hats - so fresh, so fly. Our style's so bright we gotta wear shades.
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ReplyDeleteHey there! Going to check it out right now! We love you for checking in with us - and you took awesome pictures! Check out the Daily News today - JBCStyle girls love Pop Tarts World!
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