Cindy Barshop is a Real Housewife of New York AND Vajazzles

We know. We know. Cindy Barshop has been selected as the newest cast member on Bravo's hit reality show The Real Housewives of New York.  (We love you best, Alex)

Ramona told Us Weekly now everyone knows. Yawn style.

BUT. . .

Cindy with Jill and Alex

.  . .then it starts to get a wittle teeny bit more interesting. Cindy owns Completely Bare, a fantasy land of nudity and lasers. Well, that's if you're a guy. We ladies will attest to the ouch factor, but we're down with smooth legs. 

But then it gets even MORE interesting. . .

The fascinating Completely Bare website also offers a service called, um, Vajazzle. It's an extremely fun word to say. Say it again, but get your jazz hands out. Throw in some spirit fingers. VAJAZZLE. Bring it on style.

But what exactly is it? And what do we think of this style? To answer the first question, we'll defer to a video in which Jennifer Love Hewitt does it better than we ever could. As for our thoughts, we're not really into dictating style this Friday morning. You tell us.

Sold? Here's how you can do it yourself at home (really, you can google anything. It's amazing, but not as amazing as that clip). We're wondering which housewife will be first to vajazzle the network's name and go down in television history. Or. . .Simon? Would he dare? Would it still be called vajazzle? That would take some major. . .

Snookie, you got 'nothin. Encore, ovation, bravo style.