Not very stylish style. . .
|Luigi is little and cries while Nikki assuages his aching heart (Note our stylish new logo and new, red accent walls!)|
It all started this morning at the newstand. . . right after JBCStyle Creative Director Anisha received a buzz of text messages. Many people thought it was her dog on the cover (due to a little, er, misunderstanding last week - more on that later). Harold and Luigi wanted to come investigate this incredible breach of style for themselves. . .
Largely, they are not happy. But they will let it go. There may have been an incident just last week involving one of the little guys above, a nose, some blood, an emergency room, and stitches. There's some worry that The Post really might be Big Brother.
Harold and Luigi conclude that the cover stems from jealousy (if Lorena and Kevin don't have cats, then the only explanation is that they wish they were Shih Tzus). An outlandish breach of DoggieStyle.
Sorry, Billy. - H.M.